Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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