9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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