I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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