just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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