he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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