Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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