Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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