Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
