maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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