I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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