how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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