Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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