There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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