It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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