I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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