Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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