sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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