We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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