He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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