Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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