he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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