You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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