My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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