plz talk dirty to me
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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