Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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