saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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