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it was a shit show

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We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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(310): it was a shit show (917): We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet. http://tfl.nu/uvin

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(740): View more from Ohio

Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.

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Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight

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(740): Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook. (740): Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight http://tfl.nu/qdoi

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(313): View more from Michigan

I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.

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(313): I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son. http://tfl.nu/7jxb

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(612): View more from Minnesota

When are you freeeeeeeeee?

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My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.

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(612): When are you freeeeeeeeee? (612): My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome. http://tfl.nu/b5yi

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!

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(715): HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?! http://tfl.nu/1izj

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(516): View more from New York

You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.

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(516): You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit. http://tfl.nu/xfz2

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people

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(217): Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people http://tfl.nu/d4g4

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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(732): just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest http://tfl.nu/tjgh

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(203): View more from Connecticut

that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.

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(203): that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game. http://tfl.nu/oyv6

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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(250): I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower http://tfl.nu/dtnj

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(210): View more from Texas

i had confetti in my bra

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i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me

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(210): i had confetti in my bra (1-210): i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me http://tfl.nu/08sl

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im getting coffee to go get coffee.

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Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.

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(801): im getting coffee to go get coffee. (435): Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level. http://tfl.nu/l6zn

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(407): View more from Florida

i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka

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(407): i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka http://tfl.nu/95pf

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(775): View more from Nevada

The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that

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(775): The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that http://tfl.nu/7hy2

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.

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(205): I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again. http://tfl.nu/ogwa

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