I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I will be naked everywhere
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool