I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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