I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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