and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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