Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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