haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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