dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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