Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize