Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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