Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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