he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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