I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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