wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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