OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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