Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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