And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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