i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I love having hate sex.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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