Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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