I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I think people are normalizing furries
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