I feel like abortions should bother me more
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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