Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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