I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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