So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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