I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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