Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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