She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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