i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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