then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He did a backflip because drugs
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