sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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